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✓ 10,000+ happy customers
✓ As seen in GQ & BBC's Dragons' Den

☀️ END OF SUMMER SALE - 15% off sitewide. Code ENDSUMMER15 at checkout. Ends midnight Monday.

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Men's Swim Shorts

Father & Son Matching Swim Shorts

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SPF50 UV RASH TOPS

Footwear

WHY RANDY COW?

NO MESH LINING OR LABELS

No itch, no irritation

QUICK DRYING

For all day comfort

WATERPROOF POCKET

Keep valuables safe

4-WAY STRETCH

Move freely

SWIM SHORTS BY STYLE

NO MESH SWIM SHORTS

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KIDS

FANCY TICKLERS

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Azure

Blue Men's Swim Shorts £65.00 £55.25 with code ENDSUMMER15
No Mesh Waterproof Pocket
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Octopuses

Pink Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket £89.00 £75.65 with code ENDSUMMER15
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Aquamarine

Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket £89.00 £75.65 with code ENDSUMMER15
No Mesh Waterproof Pocket
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Mint

Green Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket £89.00 £75.65 with code ENDSUMMER15
No Mesh
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Charcoal

Black Men's Swim Shorts £65.00 £55.25 with code ENDSUMMER15
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Daisies

Men's Swim Shorts £65.00 £55.25 with code ENDSUMMER15
No Mesh Waterproof Pocket
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Charcoal

Black Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket £89.00 £75.65 with code ENDSUMMER15
New Product No Mesh
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Jellyfish

Men's Swim Shorts £65.00 £55.25 with code ENDSUMMER15

RANDY COW T-SHIRTS

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Sage Green

Organic Cotton T-Shirt From £35.00 £29.75 with code ENDSUMMER15
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Storm Blue

Organic Cotton T-Shirt From £35.00 £29.75 with code ENDSUMMER15
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Cement Grey

Super-Soft Eco Cotton T-Shirt £39.00 £33.15 with code ENDSUMMER15
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Black

Super-Soft Eco Cotton T-Shirt £39.00 £33.15 with code ENDSUMMER15
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Cherry Red

Super-Soft Eco Cotton T-Shirt £39.00 £33.15 with code ENDSUMMER15
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White

Super-Soft Eco Cotton T-Shirt £39.00 £33.15 with code ENDSUMMER15
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RNDYCW

White Organic Cotton T-Shirt £35.00 £29.75 with code ENDSUMMER15
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RNDYCW

Navy Organic Cotton T-Shirt £35.00 £29.75 with code ENDSUMMER15
REAL REVIEWS FROM REAL LEGENDS

Swim Shorts That Do More

Keep your valuables safe with our waterproof pocket technology

Shop Waterproof Pocket Shorts

100% SINGLE USE PLASTIC FREE

No nasties here.

FAST DELIVERY

Orders shipped within 1 business day, Mon- Fri

PAY LATER OR IN 3 PARTS

18+, T&C's apply, Credit Subject to status

EXCELLENT RATINGS

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The more you grab, the more you keep. Mix shorts, tees and linens - discount lands automatically at checkout. No code. No faff.

Starter
15%
off your order
Buy any 2 items
e.g. classic shorts + tee = £104 → £88.40
You save ~£15.60
Best Value
20%
off your order
Buy any 3 items
e.g. waterproof pocket shorts + tee + linen = £197 → £157.60
You save ~£39.40

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THE MILK ROUND

Why Do Swim Shorts Have A Mesh Lining?

It's one of those questions that occurs to most men at some point — usually somewhere around hour three of a beach day when the inner thighs have started to register a complaint. Why exactly...

How to Stop Swim Shorts Chafing – The Real Fix

How to Stop Swim Shorts Chafing – The Real Fix Let's talk about something nobody really wants to admit happens to them on holiday. You're having a brilliant day. Sun's out, cold drink in hand,...

Father's Day Matching Swim Shorts - The Gift Dads Actually Want

There's a photo that every dad secretly hopes exists — him and his son, side by side on a beach, wearing the same thing, grinning like idiots. Not because it was planned. Because they were...
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Men’s Swim Shorts & Summer Clothing

Randy Cow is a premium lifestyle brand offering men’s swim shorts, t-shirts, linen shirts and summer essentials designed for comfort, performance and effortless style. From bold patterned swim shorts to clean classic designs and innovative waterproof pocket shorts, our collections are built for beach days, holidays and everyday wear.

All Randy Cow swim shorts are made from premium 4-way stretch recycled performance fabric and are designed without traditional mesh lining, using a smooth compression liner for superior comfort. Our wider menswear range continues this focus on quality, comfort and modern design.