Why Waterproof Shorts Are a Game-Changer

When it comes to beachwear, innovation isn’t always the first thing that comes to mind. But at RCHQ 🐮, we came to change the game with our waterproof pocket swim shorts. These aren’t just any swim shorts — they’re a revolution in functionality, style, and sustainability. Let’s dive into why our waterproof shorts are a must-have for your next beach day, holiday, or poolside hangout 🌊
Beyond Keeping Your Phone Dry
Ok, so the waterproof pocket is perfect for keeping your phone safe and dry, but the benefits stretch far beyond this. Imagine enjoying your day at the beach or by the pool without worrying about your valuables.
- Anti-Theft Protection: The waterproof pocket isn’t just for water—it’s also a discreet and secure way to protect your belongings from theft. Whether it’s your car key, wallet, or even your Tamagotchi (yes, they’re making a comeback!), having a secure pocket means you can relax without constantly checking your bag.
- Adventure-Ready: Heading out for a snorkel, paddle boarding, or a quick swim? No need to leave your essentials behind. The waterproof pocket keeps your items dry down to 30 meters underwater.
- Convenience Meets Peace of Mind: From sandy beaches to unexpected pool splashes, you’ll always know your belongings are safe, dry and to hand.
Stylish Enough for the Catwalk
It’s not just about practicality—Randy Cow swim shorts are as stylish as they are functional. With bold patterns featuring Octopuses, Sharks, Turtles, and Flamingos, as well as sleek solid colours, there’s a design to suit every personality.
These shorts have proven their fashion credentials by making waves on the catwalks of New York Fashion Week and Miami Swim Week. Who says swimwear can’t be high fashion? We have successfully combined innovation with trend-setting style, making our shorts a staple for both the beach and the runway.
What Our Customers Are Saying
Our customers can’t stop raving about their Randy Cow swim shorts. Here are just a few reviews from our website:
- “The best swim shorts. My boys have worn them most days this Australian summer. Study shorts, haven't lost their colours and maintain shape. The water proof pocket is such a bonus especially with the teenager! Higly recommend.” – Kirsten B.
- “Great product looks smart, feels good” – Jon W.
- “Waterproof pocket works perfectly, probably not designed for really rough seas but never the less they kept my phone dry getting knocked about by 15 ft waves” – Mr J.
Backed by Success
Randy Cow isn’t just a brand—it’s a moo-vement. Our swim shorts have earned recognition and awards for their innovative design and sustainability. We’ve been proudly featured and "approved" on Dragon’s Den, where we secured offers from Peter Jones and Touker Suleyman.
Our commitment to sustainability is at the heart of everything we do. Each pair of swim shorts is made with 90% recycled plastic, repurposing 12 plastic bottles per pair and certified by the Global Recycled Standard.

Why Waterproof Shorts Are a Must-Have
In a world where convenience, security, and style are key, Randy Cow waterproof swim shorts tick all the boxes. Here’s why they’re a game-changer:
- Protect Your Valuables: Keep your phone, keys, and other essentials safe from water and theft.
- Eco-Friendly: Feel good knowing your shorts are made from recycled materials, helping to reduce ocean plastic waste.
- On-Trend Designs: From bold patterns to sleek solids, our shorts are stylish enough for the runway.
- Award-Winning Innovation: As seen on Dragon’s Den and celebrated in the fashion world, Randy Cow is leading the charge in sustainable swimwear.
- Built for Adventure: Whether you’re lounging by the pool or diving into the ocean, our waterproof pocket is designed to keep up with your lifestyle.

Ready to Change the Game?
If you’re ready to upgrade your beachwear, it’s time to try Randy Cow waterproof swim shorts. With free UK shipping on orders over £50 and a 10% discount for first-time customers, there’s no better time to experience the ultimate combination of style, sustainability, and practicality.
Check out our Waterproof Pocket shorts now and see what all the hype is about!
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